Welcome to Patchwork

With Christian, Dion and Josh

Live At Melbourne International Comedy Festival 2020

Buy your tickets now to see Christian, Dion and Josh live on April 4 and April 18 at Big Bob in Melbourne as part of the Melbourne International Comedy Festival. Tickets are selling fast!

Have you ever wondered if it’s acceptable to bring food to someone's house and take it back home if no one has eaten it? Christian, Dion and Josh are Welcome To Patchwork: An Australian comedy podcast that stares far too hard at everyday life.

The Hosts

Christian Pisasale


Christian is the cute one. He’s everything you want in a podcast host. Polite, round, tanned and emotionally needy. His passions include owning a self-storage business and having poor control of his bowels.

Dion Factor


Dion is primarily a rooibos tea hater. He’s known for his messy car, love of ice cold water and can be regularly heard yelling abuse at his Google Home. He loves calling out Josh for how he interacts with retail staff and his favourite jacket brand is Jack London.

Joshua Porter


Josh is a reformed long haired woman who also identifies as a computer boy. The two highlights of his regular life are his weekly netball match and a nightly packet of Cheddar Shapes. Josh is always ready with a smile and friendly quip for retail staff.